Total Medals Earned: 1,426 (From 224 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,175 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/220 points)
Visit the Museum
Collected your first BOOT
Collect 100 boots
Get all four diggers into the pub
Collect 1000 boots
Dig up Edward Cartwright's POWER LOOM
Dig up the green ET Atari cart
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/350 points)
Save the Sunny Woods from its evil presence.
Collect the last 2 gold medals in the secret level.
Collect at least 18 gold medals.
Save the Snowy Woods from its evil presence.
Save the Gloomy Woods from its evil presence.
Collect at least 36 gold medals.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/150 points)
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Kill your first enemy.
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (190/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect every single achievement!